conceptual oyster

the world is my oyster…living in random oyster beds, oceans and marshes worldwide, currently:, New Zealand

the good news is…

i’m not a criminal.

in the quest of ‘providing evidence that i am of good character’,

 i’ve just returned from the courthouse for a criminal background check…seems NZ is a bit suspicious…but all is good.

my record is spic and span, not that i doubted it, but you know. i was looking at the back of the certificate (actually, more of just a piece of copier paper than a certificate) at the codes for items that may show up on your record and…you definitely do not want an ‘X’ by your name!

next step, fingerprints…but that’s only on wednesday and thursdays from 10 to 11.

*i’ve already gone through the health evaluations a year ago and i’m happy to report i do not have TB nor avion influenza.


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  oyster girl wrote @

*turns out this was the wrong ‘form’. another 25 bucks down the tube. i’m told i need a cerificate from the pd, but the pd says i need the one from the courthouse.

love the red tape…

now, i’m afraid my passport expires too soon..
oh dear…here we go again.

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